“Why are you crying Fred?” asked the

“Why are you crying Fred?” asked the teacher. ” ‘Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .” “Fred,” said the teacher. “You must have known that Wisk’s bad for parrots.” “Oh it wasn’t the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier.”


Posted on Jan 17 2013 in Dead and dying jokes