Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, “Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?” “Yes,” replied Dracula, “have lots of giraffes.”
“Hey, Pop,” pleaded Angelo, “can I go to the zoo
“Hey, Pop,” pleaded Angelo, “can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?” “What’s the matter with you?” asked his father. “Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?”
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, “it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said To The [...]
You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do
You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can’t afford the admission.
Come on, Fred,
Come on, Fred, I’ll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
Father and son standing outside the elephant’s
Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, “If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us.”
The manager of a large city
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: “I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.” He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. [...]
A Scotsman paying his first
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages “An’ whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper. “Thats a moose from Canada”, came the reply. “A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if that’s a moose then they must ha’ rats the size of elephants [...]
Zoo visitor: What’s the new
Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.
Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my
Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants” Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?” Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”
