Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don’t have time to change their own lightbulbs. They’re too busy changing them for everyone else.
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
Q: How many Leos does it take to
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don’t change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
Q: How many Virgos does it take to
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Q: How many Taureans
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t know where to find a new [...]
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
