Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
Your momma is so fat that her measurements
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of
yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a
Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
