A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: “Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I’m not eating is when I’m sleeping!”
One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?”
Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.
Why do men die before their wives? – They want to.
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die!” she wails. Then she yells, “Well, [...]
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman’s means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!
