Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to [...]
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn’t raining.
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically
Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air
Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and chickens laying their eggs two and three times. Seems the wind continually came down from Canada, and there was nothing between Canada and Nebraska to stop it. The farmers all got together and decided to build a fence [...]
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
