Customer: Waiter, I
Customer: Waiter, I can’t eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don’t have a fork.
“Waiter, waiter,there’s a hand in my
“Waiter, waiter,there’s a hand in my soup.” “That’s not your soup, sir, that’s your finger bowl.”
Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?”
Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?” 1st customer: “I’ll have tea.” 2nd customer: “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!” (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: “Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?”
And how did you find your steak sir?
And how did you find your steak sir? Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was
Customer: Do you have
Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ‘em.
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It’s
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It’s nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.
Waiter, there’s a
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Couldn’t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
