What do you get if you cross an eel
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
Why was the skunk angry?
Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!
What powerful reptile is found in
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
What are the most athletic
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
There once was a baby
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when [...]
Who was the most famous pirate
Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and [...]
