Did you know that Dracula wants to become a

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.

When he’s out driving, where

When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.

What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, “Who’s a pretty boy then?”