“Room service? Send up a larger
“Room service? Send up a larger room.”
“Look, guide, here are some LION
“Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.” “Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”
“I can’t believe
“I can’t believe it,” said the tourist. “I’ve been here an entire week and it’s done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?” “Well, that’s hard to say,” replied the local. “Last year, it was on a Wednesday.”
There was a little old lady from a
There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that she had never before [...]
“And will there be
“And will there be anything else, sir?” the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. “No thank you,” the gentleman replied. “That will be all.” As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. “Anything for your wife ?” he asked. “Yeah! That’s a good [...]
Police Officer: Why did you lead me
Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
Two tourists were driving through
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please [...]
The transatlantic liner was
The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn’t feeling well. “Would you care for some more supper, ma’am?” asked the steward. “No, thanks,” replied the wretched passenger. “Just throw it overboard to save me the trouble.”
A not so rich couple decided to
A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to settle the bill and were surprized to find they owe $3000. [...]
During my stay at an expensive hotel
During my stay at an expensive hotel in New York City, I woke up in the middle of the night with an upset stomach. I called room service and ordered some soda crackers. When I looked at the charge slip, I was furious. I called room service and raged, “I know I’m in a luxury [...]
