For a weddin’ present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, “W’atcha do with the money, son?” “Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!” answered the boy. “Yew dumb ignoramous!” yelled his father. “Yew should ‘av bought yoreself a rifle!” “A rifle? What fer?” “Suppos’n one day yew cum [...]
Why did the kid put his clock in the oven. He wanted to have a hot time.
What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.
Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time.
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.
What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.
When do clocks die? When their time is up.
If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing? Because you don’t have the time.
Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.
Why couldn’t the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.
