Kelso met Hensley on the
Kelso met Hensley on the street. “Hey!” said Kelso, “how come I never hear from you? Why don’t you call me on the telephone?” “You ain’t got no tellyphone!” said Hensley. “I know,” said Kelso. “But you do!”
A man and a couple of
A man and a couple of his friends had just finished a round of golf at the country club and they were changing their shoes when a cell phone on the bench rang. The man picked it up and answered it. “Hi honey,” said the woman on the other end. “Hi honey,” replied the man. [...]
What kind of phone makes music?
What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a telephone. Doctor: Why’s that? I keep getting calls in the night.
What do you get when you cross a telephone
What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? Bell-bottoms!
What did the answering machine say to the
What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal.
When doesn’t a telephone work
When doesn’t a telephone work underwater? When it’s wringing wet!
After my wife and her former best buddy,
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our [...]
Who invented the telephone?
Who invented the telephone? The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
