Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,’ said the first alien. `Don’t waste time talking to him. Can’t you see he’s only a child?’ said the second alien.
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !
What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they’ve just had a big launch.
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing. First he hit it into the high grass, mumbling and cursing he retrieved his ball. Then he hit it into the sand bunker shouting curse words he retrieved the ball. Next he hit a perfect hole in one, then the [...]
What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin’ alien.
