Why did a anowman send his father to

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !

How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!

What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head? It knocked him cold.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

What is a snowman’s favorite book ? War and Frozen Peas !