Why did the viper, viper nose ?
Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
What do most people do when they see a python ?
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !
What did the mother snake say to her
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !
What did one snake say to another ?
What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
What do snakes have on their
What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
What’s a snakes favourite flower ?
What’s a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
What did the snake say when
What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don’t asp me !
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
