Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That’s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

Are you in

Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I’m one of the students who make the top half possible !

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!

Teacher : The word politics – can you give me

Teacher : The word politics – can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

Why were you late ?

Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Mother: How was your first

Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called “Teacher” who kept spoiling all our fun!

Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me.

Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!

A teacher was having

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?” “Somebody else’s pants.”

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can’t lay eggs!