Customer: You
Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.” Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.
“Is your mother home?” the
“Is your mother home?” the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. “Yeah, she’s home,” the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the [...]
The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job
The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job as a vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. After 3 days of intensive training, the sales manager told him to go home and practice his pitch on his wife. The next morning, the manager asked the novice how he made out. Well,” the man began, “I did [...]
The top toothbrush salesman at the company
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied “It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some [...]
What do you have to know to be a real estate
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.
What happened when the man asked the salesman
What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? “O.K., you asked for it,” the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
An inexperienced real estate
An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. “What kind of salesman are you?” the boss scolded. “Get out there and sell him a boat.”
Policeman: Why didn’t you check your
Policeman: Why didn’t you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.
A realty salesman had just closed his first
A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. “That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. “Should I give him his money back?” “Money back?” roared the boss. “What kind of salesman are [...]
What salesman has the slickest line?
What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman.
