Once a man went to a resturant and ordered

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn’t liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: “I don’t lay egg sir I just lay table !”

Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant

Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don’t tip, either.

At our local

At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap – but who wants to eat dirt?

Jane’s father

Jane’s father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he’d spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, “Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?” “Gosh!” exclaimed Jane, “Are we getting a dog?”

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.” The other one said “Okay”, and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, “really, now, [...]

Did you hear about the new

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!” The panda yells [...]