How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.

How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your

How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes? Hot, cross bunnies !

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!

My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs Bunny. But I’m positive he isn’t. How do you know he isn’t? Because I am.

What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.

How is a rabbit like a plum? They’re both purple, except for the rabbit.

What’s the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

How do you make a rabbit fast? Don’t feed it.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!