Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one’s knee from jerking. A: None: They can’t remove the old ones since they are [...]
Republicans say “Merry Christmas!” Democrats say “Happy Holidays!”
Two opposing county chairman were sharing a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said, “I never pass up a chance to promote the party. For example, whenever I take a cab, I give the driver a sizable tip and say, ‘Vote Democratic.’” His opponent said, “I have a better scheme, and it doesn’t cost me [...]
Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is “Miracle on 34th Street.” Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Right-Wing Republicans’ favorite Christmas movie is “Die Hard.”
Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, “There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!” George Bush replies, “Oh yeah and tell me what you see?” Osama answers, “I can see New York, [...]
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!” The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.” “Sure you could!!” said the political man, “if you could lie as well as I do!”
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.
