The kids are crazy about a new piglet
The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick’s Day.
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.
Why did the spotted pigs run away?
Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of
What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !
Why did the little pig try to
Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, “Oinkers Aweight”
Why do pigs never recover from illness ?
Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat? A crashing bore.
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host
The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
