Policeman: Why did you lead me on a
Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to [...]
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
What would you get if you crossed a new-born
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
What did the burglar say to the
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
What kind of car drives over
What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
What’s big, grey and flies straight up
What’s big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
The kids are crazy about a new piglet
The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.
