Q: What is the difference between a banjo
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner’s neighbors don’t mind if you don’t return the sax when you borrow it.
Q: What is the range of a tuba?
Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a good arm.
An eight-year-old kid says
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.” The dad says, “I am sorry — can’t have it both ways.”
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
A violist comes
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, “While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down.” The violist replied, [...]
Q: How is lightning like a violist’s
Q: How is lightning like a violist’s fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
