What are crisp, like milk and go
What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
Why do mice need oiling ?
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
What’s gray and furry on
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’ !
What do angry rodents send each other at
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
