How can you tell if a monster has a
How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone’s been eaten.
What kind of monster can sit on the end of
What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.
Why was the big, hairy,
Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
How do man-eating monsters count to a
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can’t! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I’ll prove it.
How did the monster cure his sore throat?
How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a
What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.
What happened to Frankenstein’s stupid son?
What happened to Frankenstein’s stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud’s.
What would you get if you crossed a monster
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!
