What do you get if King Kong sits on
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
After being away on business, Tim thought it
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. “That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. “That’s still quite a bit,” Tim [...]
What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t
What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything? King Kong’s shadow.
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
If King Kong came to England why would he
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.
What did the big ape say when he dialed
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
What is big hairy and can fly ?
What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !
