Who do you think was sent to cover the
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
Q: How many editors does it take to change
Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
What do you get if you cross a sports
What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !
A film crew was on location deep in the
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a hailstorm. “This Indian is incredible,” said [...]
How many computer journalists does it take
How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come [...]
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says “Normally I would grant you three wishes, [...]
How many journalists does it take to change
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? “We just report the facts, we don’t change them.”
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, “Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing [...]
Q: How many publishers does it take to
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
An honest weatherman says, “Today’s
An honest weatherman says, “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I’m wrong.”
