Our website should have more colour, more

Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want? Blood?

What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the

What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon? The www.erewolf.

Can you show me how to use the Internet? I’d better – otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.

What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Who’s the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!

You’re a big Internet fan aren’t you? Yes – it’s becoming a habit!

Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I’m not going to tell you.

Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.

How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.