Fred: Did you hear about the Irish
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
Police in
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message “He’s lying” was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn’t telling the truth. Believing the “lie detector” was working, [...]
I saw a pen in a
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”. I said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”. The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You don’t like German pens?” I [...]
Why does the Philippines ban rectal
Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.
Two men were knocking in nails to
Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. “Why do you keep throwing nails away” said the other. “Because they have the point at the wrong end”, he replied “You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!”
Personnel Director: What would you do
Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn’t go to these places no more!
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. “Hey, Cole!” said Edney. “See those two wires?” “Sure,” Cole answered. “Now just grab one of them.” Cole grabbed one of the wires. “Feel anything?” asked his partner. “Not a thing,” answered Cole. “Good!” said Edney. “Don’t touch the other [...]
Sister: Why are you putting
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I’m going ?
A stupid man was
A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, “Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?” And Harry replied, “I’m taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth.”
A man in a swimming
A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, “Don’t dive ? there’s no water in that pool!” “That’s all right,” said the man. “I can’t swim!”
