How many tax auditors
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
What does a man who loves his car do
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
What happened to the wizard who ran away with
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.
Two guys are talking:
Two guys are talking: (1) – I’ve bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) – Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) – Why not, to Bagdad.
How do you cook vegatables in the
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.
Sharon: I’m so homesick.
Sharon: I’m so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.
Q: What did the hat
Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I’ll HANG AROUND!
My mother-in-law has got
My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes.
Where did the fortune-teller go on her
Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.
A wife and her
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to [...]
