What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
Why did the pioneers cross
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !
“You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
“You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower.” “Really? Which rat was he?”
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don’t know, I wasn’t invited !
What did Caesar say to
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
What was Camelot ?
What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
I’m learning ancient history ?
I’m learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships
How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
Why did the Pilgrims create
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !
