What happened when the girl dressed as a
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
Why aren’t burgers the
Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do
Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your
Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?” Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”
What happened when the girl dressed as
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had [...]
How do you get the most apples when bobbing
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
What did the really ugly man do for a living?
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
Who turns the lights off at halloween
Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light’s witch !
