When can you dive in a swimming pool and
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !
Why did the bald man put a rabbit
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
If the Pilgrims came over on the
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
Barber: And how
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn’t come in for a shave!
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.
After accepting an
After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, “Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one.”
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
What do you call a policeman with blonde
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !
America’s
America’s oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn’t got a grey hair on her head. How come? She’s completely bald.
What should you buy if your
What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !
