Q: What do you get when you put an
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of
Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ? A: Because it was dead.
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
What gives a gorilla good taste?
What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
Which song title makes an Ape
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
A man walks outside to his car for work, when
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who’s a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair [...]
What does a Gorilla attorney study?
What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!
How do you stop a
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say ‘Go back, you didn’t say ‘May I?”
Why did both Germany and the U.S
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
