What do young ghosts write their homework in?
What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
Q: What directions did the
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: “Make a fright turn at the corner.”
Why did the ghost work at
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.
Where do baby ghosts go during the
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
What do you call a ghost in a torn
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
Student l: “Did
Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?” Student 2: “They are?” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”
How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair?
How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair? With a scare dryer!
