What do you get if you cross a frog with a
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him
How did the toad die ?
How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !
Q: What do you call a frog
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !
What do you call a 100
What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !
What do toads drink ?
What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ?
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
