Where do fish
Where do fish come from? Finland!
What sort of net is
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, “I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!” “That bad, huh” “She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, [...]
I was glad when one fish got
I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!
Why are fish cleverer than humans?
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Which fish dresses the best?
Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish – It always looks sharp!
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing
Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
What do romantic fish sing to each other?
What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
What is dry on the outside, filled with water
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !
