A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory
A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: “You can’t park anywhere near this place!”
Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.
If – H 2 O – is on the inside of
If – H 2 O – is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
All of the firefighters at my station are
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They’re even “fast” asleep!
Q. How do you get down from an aerial
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen
here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they did’t go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to [...]
How many firemen does it take
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four – three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
A fire chief died and went to heaven. When
A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates. He told himself, “I’m a fire chief, I’m not going to wait in line.” He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, “Let me in. I’m a fire [...]
A firefighter died and went to hell where
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? “That’s easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour.” says [...]
A fire broke out in a six story apartment
A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to [...]
