Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces.
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
Teacher: What
Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !
Fred: Do
Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.
Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million
Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes – it’s green and wrinkly !
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.
First Witch: I like your toad.
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It’s because he’s a hoptimist.
My teacher’s got a
My teacher’s got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.
“Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a
“Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?” “No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.”
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. “if I ever stop hating girls,” said one to the other, “I think I’ll stop hating her first.”
