Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Q: How many Poles does it take to
Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
What do you get when you cross a Cuban
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo
The only good thing to ever
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.
Pat and
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: “Mick! I lost me finger!” “Have you now?” says Mick. “And how did you do it?” “I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi… Darn! There goes another one!”
What is the most common
What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.
Canada, in view of recent events, will be
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird?
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck.
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would [...]
