What’s big, grey and flies straight up
What’s big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
What is a baby elephant after he is five
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
Why do elephants jump across rivers?
Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won’t step on the fish.
What’s as big as an elephant but
What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant’s shadow !
Why do elephants squirt
Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.
What’s grey and goes round and round ?
What’s grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants’ star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants’ goal when [...]
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant
Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant ?” Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose !”
Why are elephants large, grey and
Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.
