Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your
Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm?” Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.” Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.” Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”
What is a dog’s favourite Easter
What is a dog’s favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
Where do Easter bunnies
Where do Easter bunnies dance? At the basketball.
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
What’s long and stylish and full of cats?
What’s long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
How does the Easter Bunny stay
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What would you get
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
What’s pink, has five toes, and is
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot!
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
