Q: Why did the dog cross the road? – A: Because it
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? – A: Because it was the chickens day off.
What did the dog take when he was run down?
What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!
What dog wears contact lenses ?
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!
What dog takes the money and runs fast!
What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
My dog is great at math.
My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That’s what he’ll answer, nothing!
