Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth…
A doctor has come to see one of
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. “Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?” “I don’t see why not,” [...]
Doctor, Doctor I’m boiling
Doctor, Doctor I’m boiling up! Just simmer down!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I’ll deal with you later.
Interns think of God, residents pray
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!
The patient: Tell me, is it true that
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m an electric eel That’s shocking!
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
