“I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy’s tooth.” “Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!” “Yes,” replied the dentist, “but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the [...]
Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.” “Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”
Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don’t see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?…Fill me in when you get back
Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident [...]
What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.
What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque.
A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The husband turns to his [...]
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?… A month later he was picking his teeth
