Why did the cowboy
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
What are you doing?
What are you doing? I’m trying to call Washington! Oh, haven’t you heard? He’s dead!
I was so sorry
I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup ! Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
What do you find in a zombie’s veins?
What do you find in a zombie’s veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a
Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who’s going to look after his family?
What has four legs, a tail,
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
A woman goes into a funeral home to make
A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” But she insists that it must be [...]
A chap went up to the counter in the
A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, “Have you got any books about committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf.” The chap came back a few moments later and said, “I can’t find any at all.” The librarian replied, “Yes, it’s [...]
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song?
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
