Where can you dance in California?
Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
Andy: “Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: “Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl [...]
Q. What do you call a line
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean “Liner”
Q. Where can you dance in California?
Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
What kind of dance do buns do?
What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
Two fonts walk into a line
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”
I’ve been invited to an avoidance.
I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.
What is a duck’s favorite dance ?
What is a duck’s favorite dance ? The quackstep !
Q. What do you call a one legged
Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)
