What did the burglar say to the
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Bill: Where did you
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
What is the difference between a thief and a
What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
Detective: Do you think
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
Why are burglars such good tennis players
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
What do you get if you cross a bunch of
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
What three letters in the alphabet frighten
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.
When did the criminal get smart?
When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.
A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, “This is a muck up!” “Don’t you mean a stick up?” asked the girl. “No,” said the robber, “it’s a muckup. I’ve forgotten my gun.”
Policeman: Did you
Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn’t when I took it.
