Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn’t keep his calves together!
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they’d cut the rope and he’d drop into the river and drift [...]
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?
Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.
What sickness do cowboys
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. “Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, “who are you?” “My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy. ” eh?” said the police officer, “Are you from Texas?” “Nope, Louisiana.” “Louisiana? So why are [...]
Who do
Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.
Visitor: Wow, you have a
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.
Teacher: When do
Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!
Why did the cowboy’s car stop?
Why did the cowboy’s car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.
