What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer?
What is a moo hoo for a sheepish steer? A woolly bully!
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? A milk dud!
Did you hear about the farmer who
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel,
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!
